Abusive Relationship

[kosandpol]

<girl> so what's new?
<jsn> just got out of an abusive relationship
<girl> whoa, what happened?
<jsn> decided to stop abusing her



<drunkill> fuck printers
<drunkill> I should name mine Bob Marley
<drunkill> Because its always jammin'



<@red> so let me rephrase that
<@red> you showed up at work completely high on acid and your boss didnt fire you because he knows you code better when youre on drugs?
<@bl00e> pretty much


Got them from bash.org

 

[Diego97]

 

[kosandpol]

<PrincessLeia2> once i climbed on the roof at my old (upstairs) apartment and climbed in through a window when I didnt have my keys
<Shell Gh0st> I use to do that
<Shell Gh0st> you had a nice apartment


wtf9589: should i get the poster with 1 really hot girl or 5 pretty hot girls?
kickassmofo1111: duh get the one with five girls
kickassmofo1111: five tits are better than one
wtf9589: WTF HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN A GIRL???