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<blockquote data-quote="jayanthah" data-source="post: 5754412" data-attributes="member: 54616"><p>OK, this is a yarn I heard over dinner on Sunday, in sinhalese, since I cant bother typing this in Sinahalese, I'll try to translate it,</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">There were three close friends, who had bad habits;</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Friend 1 : Danushka - Addicted to smoking</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Friend 2 : Boman - Addicted to Alchohol</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Friend 3 : Dheerath - Addicted to homosexuality (OK, some say it is a bad habit <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />)</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">These three friends one day met a wise man, who told them that "if you guys ever induldged in your bad habits ever again, you gonna die on the spot", the friends got scared.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">When they were walking back, they saw a pub, the temptation was too much, Boman, the alchoholic wanted a drink, other two agreed, saying that the wise man was just bluffing. As soon as Boman finished his drink, surely as the wise man predicted, Boman died on the spot.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Afetr the funeral, Danushka & Dheerath were walking down the street,when Danushka the smoker spotted a just lit, brand new cigarette on the street, temptation was too much for Danushka to bear. Noticing Danushka's temptation, Dheerath, the homosexual said</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Machan Danushka, remember what happened to Boman? the wise man was right. If you bend over to smoke that cigarrette, both you & me gonna die on the spot</strong>"</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /> This might not sound that funny, but when this was told on sunday, we lol until we chalked</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jayanthah, post: 5754412, member: 54616"] OK, this is a yarn I heard over dinner on Sunday, in sinhalese, since I cant bother typing this in Sinahalese, I'll try to translate it, [COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"]There were three close friends, who had bad habits; Friend 1 : Danushka - Addicted to smoking Friend 2 : Boman - Addicted to Alchohol Friend 3 : Dheerath - Addicted to homosexuality (OK, some say it is a bad habit :lol:) These three friends one day met a wise man, who told them that "if you guys ever induldged in your bad habits ever again, you gonna die on the spot", the friends got scared. When they were walking back, they saw a pub, the temptation was too much, Boman, the alchoholic wanted a drink, other two agreed, saying that the wise man was just bluffing. As soon as Boman finished his drink, surely as the wise man predicted, Boman died on the spot. Afetr the funeral, Danushka & Dheerath were walking down the street,when Danushka the smoker spotted a just lit, brand new cigarette on the street, temptation was too much for Danushka to bear. Noticing Danushka's temptation, Dheerath, the homosexual said [B]"Machan Danushka, remember what happened to Boman? the wise man was right. If you bend over to smoke that cigarrette, both you & me gonna die on the spot[/B]"[/SIZE][/COLOR] :( This might not sound that funny, but when this was told on sunday, we lol until we chalked [/QUOTE]
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