A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk!"
"I know," she said. "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!"

the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed," she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, he said,"No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk!"
"I know," she said. "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!"

