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<blockquote data-quote="migaramk" data-source="post: 7643572" data-attributes="member: 38647"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">GIRL: Well, he kissed me.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">GIRL: ......Yes!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">GIRL: Yes!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">GIRL: Yes!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">GIRL: But, he had sex with me!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">GIRL: .Yes!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="migaramk, post: 7643572, member: 38647"] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Navy"]GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist kissed the girl ) GIRL: ......Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top ) GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes ) GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? ( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl ) GIRL: .Yes! PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!! [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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