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Message: <blockquote data-quote="migaramk" data-source="post: 7643861" data-attributes="member: 38647"><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>prison & the prisoner very very funny................................</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">On their wedding night the bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">first?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">-</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">"OK, Sweetheart. to put it simply, we will call your private place 'the</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">the prisoner in the prison.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">-</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">-</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">escaped."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">-</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">After the second time, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">-</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">-</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Simply</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">turning his head, He explaines to her, "Honey, he didn't get a life</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">sentence!"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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