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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9062794" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lady: my boobs look smaller.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Doctor: come daily for one hour</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">I will s#ck it and make it bigger.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lady: my husband p@nis is also small, shall I bring him.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boy: I am 20years old, what about you?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Girl: I am also 20 years old.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boy: then come to my bed room,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">girl: for what?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boy: for playing 20-20.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: why did you laugh?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">boys: I saw both straps.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: get out for 1 month.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: jony, why you are going out?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over. </span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> Richman to poorman-</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A woman married a one legged man</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">She wrote to her mother</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"My husband only has ONE FOOT:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Her Mother replied :</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Honey couple in Paris.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Wife-Shall v go to effil tower 1st or the hotel room.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Husband- Pahle hotel room.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Effil tower to kal bhi khada rahega.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">GUY: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">GAL: If I see you naked, I’d probably die laughing.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">What do you call a wife who is s@xy,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">beautiful, intelligent, understanding,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">caring, never jealous and a great cook?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">ANSWER : A rumor! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Doctor: do you watch your husband face during s@x?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lady: I did once and he looked very angry.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Doctor: why?</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lady: because he was watching from the window</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">sara wadida manda????????????</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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