Adult Jokes

[gayankuwait]

Lady: my boobs look smaller.
Doctor: come daily for one hour
I will s#ck it and make it bigger.
Lady: my husband p@nis is also small, shall I bring him.



Boy: I am 20years old, what about you?
Girl: I am also 20 years old.
Boy: then come to my bed room,
girl: for what?
Boy: for playing 20-20.



Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.
Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps.
Teacher: get out for 1 month.
She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.


Richman to poorman-
How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!



A woman married a one legged man
She wrote to her mother
"My husband only has ONE FOOT:
Her Mother replied :
"You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES"

Honey couple in Paris.
Wife-Shall v go to effil tower 1st or the hotel room.
Husband- Pahle hotel room.
Effil tower to kal bhi khada rahega.


GUY: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
GAL: If I see you naked, I’d probably die laughing.


What do you call a wife who is s@xy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!
Doctor: do you watch your husband face during s@x?
Lady: I did once and he looked very angry.
Doctor: why?
Lady: because he was watching from the window

sara wadida manda????????????

 

[gayankuwait]

How Dare You.... (16+)


One day , at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt.
When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step.


Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little.

She still could not reach the step.


Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more.

Still, she couldn’t reach the step.


So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.


So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.
The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!”

Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my pants three times, I thought that we were friends.”

 

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[jimpappaa]

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