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tigooo

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  • Oct 31, 2009
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    Mount Lavinia
    Why are earthquakes increase in ???
    with the advantage of CON**MS and I-pill, 600 crore male and female FU*K in every night around the world,
    how can you expect the earth not to shake.....?????

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    A Boy:papa,Today i have s*x first time,
    Papa:congratzz thats like a young man,lets party for it,
    Boy:plz it will be yesterday,bcoz i have a pain too much at my
    p*n*s now.

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    Shopkeeper : This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.....
    Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep.... Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

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    Girl-give me a condom pk,
    shopkeeper-but whyyyyy madam?
    The Girl angerly reply- i'll gift it to ur father that he can't born an another ruskel like u.
     
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