Boy : Can I touch your software?
Girl : First show me your hardware..
Boy : Should I install it in your system?
Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install..
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Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl?
Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have nipples
they have a pole and we have a hole..
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Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape..
Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/-
Judge : Rs.10,000/- for rape, 10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT..
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Girl : " What do you like in me? "
Boy : " those 2 big white balls having black dots in it.."
Girl : " what??? "
Boy : " yes, your eyes.."
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A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: " Sir
will you please remove something from my breast? "
Boss: " Vow!! what's that? "
She : " your eyes sir "
Girl : First show me your hardware..
Boy : Should I install it in your system?
Girl : Cover it with antivirus and then install..
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Teacher : What's the difference between boy and a girl?
Tina : they are naughty, we are beauty..they have muscles, we have nipples
they have a pole and we have a hole..
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Judge : you are fined Rs.11420/- for rape..
Accused : my lord, why exactly Rs.11,420/-
Judge : Rs.10,000/- for rape, 10.2% entertainment tax and 4% VAT..
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Girl : " What do you like in me? "
Boy : " those 2 big white balls having black dots in it.."
Girl : " what??? "
Boy : " yes, your eyes.."
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A very sexy and attractive female employer meets her boss and says: " Sir
will you please remove something from my breast? "
Boss: " Vow!! what's that? "
She : " your eyes sir "
