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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Smartm" data-source="post: 9871208" data-attributes="member: 114079">Ok machanla. Here are some more SMSs after a long time pause.================================================== =============A N*k*d girl enters in a Taxi....suddenly driver got shocked on seeing her.....Girl : wHat r u looking at ??? don't you ever seen a n*k*d girl ???Driver : no..!! i was suprised that where you put ur money !!!!!================================================== =============A girl Looked at her P*S*eyShe couldnt resist and started touching it..She went crazy and rubbed it so hard that..her puss*y said MEOW and ran away !!!!================================================== =============During War a Soldier sees 3 Enemy girls and an old lady.Soldier:I want revenge, Ill fucckk you all.Girllz Leave the OLD lady.Old lady:SHUT UP! WAR IS WAR================================================== =============================================================== =============Two employees were caught n***d and having s*xin the office by the Guard...Guard: Aha! Violating company rules!Man: What rule?Guard: Not wearing uniforms...================================================== =============OnCe hijackers hijacked a Kingfisher plane andinstruct all air hostess to lay down on floor removing their uniform...An air-hostess asked..sir, is this a plane hijack ormr. maliya routine girls inspection!!!================================================== =============Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?....Think Like an Engineer...Answer: Because Boys have a 2 Ball-Bearings In between their Legs to Reduce Friction.================================================== =============Two ladies talking to each other.....Lady 1: How come your husband is coming home early now a days?Lady 2: Bcoz i have started a new rule.Lady 1: What is it?Lady 2: S*x will be started sharp at Nine whether he is here or not!!!================================================== =============================================================== ===============Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?..Girl: He*l ! And what's there in between your legs?..Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to he*l !!!================================================== =============A good discussion is like a miniskirt..Short enough to pertain interest and..long enough to cover the subject================================================== =============On dinner, Son asks father: How many kinds of b***s are there?DAD: 3 kinds,In 20s like oranges, round n firm.In 30-40 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.Aftr 50 like onions, u see them they make u cry!!!================================================== =============One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."================================================== =============John:Ur scretry is vry sxyJoe:its a robotHr name is Pinkyu sqz hr rite brest she taks dictationu sqz d left, she typsIll lend it to u fr a dy u cn see for urslfNxt dy John caled Joe frm hspitalU BSTRDu didnt tel Pinkys pusy is pencil sharpner*Bra n Bar:both hve same alphabets.both r drinking zonesboth hve restricted tym of opening n closing but wen opened,both make men crazy*Girl to DR : I Think my boo*bs are full of water..DOCTOR : " why do u think like that ?GIRL : " Every time someone presses my BOO**BS,MY PANTYget WET ......*A couple were in bedroom ..girl says to her bf,'I wish I had bigger t*ts'. The bf says I recommend to get some toilet tissue n rub it betwn your t*ts for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my t**s bigger?' asks the gf.'it worked for your a*s' says the bf*I never Fu*k Girlsdo u know y??Bcozzz Study fu*k me everyday..*Ladies hostel caught Fire..It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control...another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemenunder control.*girl demanded for ice cream..boy purchased itgirl:thank youboy<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":o" title="Eek!    :o" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":o" />nly thank you?girl:you want kiss i knowboy:no i want half ice cream*Do u know Y condom doesn't work??coz mostly males love to fu*k directly.*A Good friend is like a Good bra ......hard to find,.comfortable,.supportive,.prevents you from falling,.holds you tight and is always close to your heart!*Definition of a "Adult"..........ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.*what is the thing we press down but goes up again....??LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp....but i love the way u think..</blockquote>

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