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What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.
Always think positive.
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.
Always think positive.
Ok machanla. Here are some more SMSs after a long time pause.
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A N*k*d girl enters in a Taxi....
suddenly driver got shocked on seeing her.....
Girl : wHat r u looking at ??? don't you ever seen a n*k*d girl ???
Driver : no..!! i was suprised that where you put ur money !!!!!
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A girl Looked at her P*S*ey
She couldnt resist and started touching it.
.
She went crazy and rubbed it so hard that
.
.
her puss*y said MEOW and ran away !!!!
================================================== =============
During War a Soldier sees 3 Enemy girls and an old lady
.
Soldier:I want revenge, Ill fucckk you all
.
Girllz Leave the OLD lady
.
Old lady:SHUT UP! WAR IS WAR
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Two employees were caught n***d and having s*x
in the office by the Guard...
Guard: Aha! Violating company rules!
Man: What rule?
Guard: Not wearing uniforms...
================================================== =============
OnCe hijackers hijacked a Kingfisher plane and
instruct all air hostess to lay down on floor removing their uniform...
An air-hostess asked..sir, is this a plane hijack or
mr. maliya routine girls inspection!!!
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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?
.
.
.
.
Think Like an Engineer.
.
.
Answer: Because Boys have a 2 Ball-Bearings In between their Legs to Reduce Friction.
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Two ladies talking to each other...
.
.
Lady 1: How come your husband is coming home early now a days?
Lady 2: Bcoz i have started a new rule.
Lady 1: What is it?
Lady 2: S*x will be started sharp at Nine whether he is here or not!!!
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
.
.
Girl: He*l ! And what's there in between your legs?
.
.
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to he*l !!!
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt
.
.
Short enough to pertain interest and
.
.
long enough to cover the subject
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On dinner, Son asks father: How many kinds of b***s are there?
DAD: 3 kinds,
In 20s like oranges, round n firm.
In 30-40 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
Aftr 50 like onions, u see them they make u cry!!!
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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John:Ur scretry is vry sxy
Joe:its a robot
Hr name is Pinky
u sqz hr rite brest she taks dictation
u sqz d left, she typs
Ill lend it to u fr a dy u cn see for urslf
Nxt dy John caled Joe frm hspital
U BSTRD
u didnt tel Pinkys pusy is pencil sharpner
*Bra n Bar:
both hve same alphabets.
both r drinking zones
both hve restricted tym of opening n closing but wen opened,both make men crazy
*Girl to DR : I Think my boo*bs are full of water..
DOCTOR : " why do u think like that ?
GIRL : " Every time someone presses my BOO**BS,MY PANTY
get WET ......
*A couple were in bedroom ..girl says to her bf,'I wish I had bigger t*ts'. The bf says I recommend to get some toilet tissue n rub it betwn your t*ts for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my t**s bigger?' asks the gf.'it worked for your a*s' says the bf
*I never Fu*k Girls
do u know y??
Bcozzz Study fu*k me everyday..
*Ladies hostel caught Fire
.
.
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
..
.
another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
*girl demanded for ice cream..boy purchased it
girl:thank you
boy
nly thank you?
girl:you want kiss i know
boy:no i want half ice cream
*Do u know Y condom doesn't work??
coz mostly males love to fu*k directly.
*A Good friend is like a Good bra .....
.
hard to find,
.
comfortable,
.
supportive,
.
prevents you from falling,
.
holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
*Definition of a "Adult"..........
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
*what is the thing we press down but goes up again....
?
?
LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp...
.
but i love the way u think..
================================================== =============
A N*k*d girl enters in a Taxi....
suddenly driver got shocked on seeing her.....
Girl : wHat r u looking at ??? don't you ever seen a n*k*d girl ???
Driver : no..!! i was suprised that where you put ur money !!!!!
================================================== =============
A girl Looked at her P*S*ey
She couldnt resist and started touching it.
.
She went crazy and rubbed it so hard that
.
.
her puss*y said MEOW and ran away !!!!
================================================== =============
During War a Soldier sees 3 Enemy girls and an old lady
.
Soldier:I want revenge, Ill fucckk you all
.
Girllz Leave the OLD lady
.
Old lady:SHUT UP! WAR IS WAR
================================================== =============
================================================== =============
Two employees were caught n***d and having s*x
in the office by the Guard...
Guard: Aha! Violating company rules!
Man: What rule?
Guard: Not wearing uniforms...
================================================== =============
OnCe hijackers hijacked a Kingfisher plane and
instruct all air hostess to lay down on floor removing their uniform...
An air-hostess asked..sir, is this a plane hijack or
mr. maliya routine girls inspection!!!
================================================== =============
Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls?
.
.
.
.
Think Like an Engineer.
.
.
Answer: Because Boys have a 2 Ball-Bearings In between their Legs to Reduce Friction.
================================================== =============
Two ladies talking to each other...
.
.
Lady 1: How come your husband is coming home early now a days?
Lady 2: Bcoz i have started a new rule.
Lady 1: What is it?
Lady 2: S*x will be started sharp at Nine whether he is here or not!!!
================================================== =============
================================================== ===============
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
.
.
Girl: He*l ! And what's there in between your legs?
.
.
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to he*l !!!
================================================== =============
A good discussion is like a miniskirt
.
.
Short enough to pertain interest and
.
.
long enough to cover the subject
================================================== =============
On dinner, Son asks father: How many kinds of b***s are there?
DAD: 3 kinds,
In 20s like oranges, round n firm.
In 30-40 like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
Aftr 50 like onions, u see them they make u cry!!!
================================================== =============
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
================================================== =============
John:Ur scretry is vry sxy
Joe:its a robot
Hr name is Pinky
u sqz hr rite brest she taks dictation
u sqz d left, she typs
Ill lend it to u fr a dy u cn see for urslf
Nxt dy John caled Joe frm hspital
U BSTRD
u didnt tel Pinkys pusy is pencil sharpner
*Bra n Bar:
both hve same alphabets.
both r drinking zones
both hve restricted tym of opening n closing but wen opened,both make men crazy
*Girl to DR : I Think my boo*bs are full of water..
DOCTOR : " why do u think like that ?
GIRL : " Every time someone presses my BOO**BS,MY PANTY
get WET ......
*A couple were in bedroom ..girl says to her bf,'I wish I had bigger t*ts'. The bf says I recommend to get some toilet tissue n rub it betwn your t*ts for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my t**s bigger?' asks the gf.'it worked for your a*s' says the bf
*I never Fu*k Girls
do u know y??
Bcozzz Study fu*k me everyday..
*Ladies hostel caught Fire
.
.
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
..
.
another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.
*girl demanded for ice cream..boy purchased it
girl:thank you
boy
nly thank you?girl:you want kiss i know
boy:no i want half ice cream
*Do u know Y condom doesn't work??
coz mostly males love to fu*k directly.
*A Good friend is like a Good bra .....
.
hard to find,
.
comfortable,
.
supportive,
.
prevents you from falling,
.
holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
*Definition of a "Adult"..........
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
*what is the thing we press down but goes up again....
?
?
LoLz iT's HaNd pUMp...
.
but i love the way u think..
A man go for blood test.nurse took his finger blood sample but cant find cotton.So
she sucks his finger! He is so happy n he asks:"Can i get a urine test also?"
she sucks his finger! He is so happy n he asks:"Can i get a urine test also?"
How to activate Sex card. Open bra.Press the
nipples. Scratch the panty.Insert penis. A sweet
sound(AAAHH) will confirm the activation.
validity 14 min (its different from owner)
nipples. Scratch the panty.Insert penis. A sweet
sound(AAAHH) will confirm the activation.
validity 14 min (its different from owner)
Man come home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says If you behave like this,
you will lose ALL your friend
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says If you behave like this,
you will lose ALL your friend
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