o Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
o It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
o A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
o If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
o Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? (why does a man marry?)
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare... (so that if he ascends to heaven he will feel nice and if he goes to hell he feels homely)
o Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala (garlands) during wedding? To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
o Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
o There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
o Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
o Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Laugh and only laugh do not think it is 100% applicable to you or 99.99% !!
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
o It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
o A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
o If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
o Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? (why does a man marry?)
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare... (so that if he ascends to heaven he will feel nice and if he goes to hell he feels homely)
o Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala (garlands) during wedding? To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead!
o Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
o There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
o Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
o Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Laugh and only laugh do not think it is 100% applicable to you or 99.99% !!
