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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 1420585" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">o Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">o It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">o A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">o If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">o Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? (why does a man marry?)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare... (so that if he ascends to heaven he will feel nice and if he goes to hell he feels homely)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">o Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala (garlands) during wedding? To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead! </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">o Different Phases of a man: </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">After engagement: Superman </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">After Marriage: Gentleman </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">After 10 years: Watchman </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">After 20 years: Doberman</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">o There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">o Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">o Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Laugh and only laugh do not think it is 100% applicable to you or 99.99% !!</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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