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Mata hambuna
Cricket wala Predicitons tikak meme avrudde
Hoda respected kenek predict karala thiyenne
Mevwa hari yaida????
* Two months before the Ashes, Ricky Ponting will announce his resignation and disappear. A shocked nation will send out secret agents who will eventually confirm that Ponting has converted to Buddhism and is now a Shaolin monk. Althugh initially condemned for selfishly leaving his nation to endure a life of hardship and service, the move will eventually receive endless praise for saving countless millions of Australians who would otherwise have committed hara kiri as England’s hopes of inflicting a 5-0 whitewash are instantly destroyed.
* Iain O’Brien will launch his own cricket site called CricIain.com. In three months he will steal almost all of cricinfo’s traffic and will force Sambit Bal to declare bankruptcy and merge with CricIain. Not satisfied, he will launch his own search engine, IainOBrien.com which will compete with and eventually destroy Google. Still not satisfied he will launch his own operating system, IainOB. A furious Microsoft and seething Apple will declare war and IainOB will become known as the biggest tech blunder in history. Disgraced, Iain will leave behind his tech and cricket pursuits and start a new cult religion called IainOBism which all begins from the close examination of the correlation between Global Warming and Australian Test victories.
Ajantha Mendis will invent the helicopter switch ball, a curious delivery wherein both hands rotate at the same time whilst juggling the ball furiously. Cameras are unable to ascertain which hand eventually delivers the ball. Cricket witnesses its first helicopter moment when Mendis’s helicopter ball is helicopter switch-hit by Pietersen before a spinning Ballerina like catch by AB deVilliers becomes the moment of the IPL. Russian gymnasts are not impressed and sue. A few weeks later the MCC outlaws the helicopter delivery and cricket experiences its darkest days.
In a show of extreme evolution inspired by sheer desperation, Shivnarine Chanderpaul transforms into opening batsman, opening bowler, spinner and part-time keeper. He ends up scoring 3000 runs and taking 180 wickets in the year, while the same stats for the entire WI team (including Chanders) is 3429 and 187. Its no surprise when the WI’s success rate dives to single digits. In disgust Chanderpaul quits all forms of cricket and joins the bobsled team.
During a press conference, Harbhajan accidentally bites off a piece of his tongue which is bought by the Smithsonian and displayed as an exhibit called The Jar Of The Jumping Tongue. For months physicists argue and present theories on how the tongue never runs out of energy, while Duracell quickly replaces bunnies with jumping tongues in all their ads. Every time India wins a match, the half tongue can be seen running in circles around the jar waving the Indian tricolor. Tragedy strikes when a 5 yr old Australian breaks into the Smithsonian and burns the tongue alive.
Mata hambuna
Cricket wala Predicitons tikak meme avrudde
Hoda respected kenek predict karala thiyenne
Mevwa hari yaida????
* Two months before the Ashes, Ricky Ponting will announce his resignation and disappear. A shocked nation will send out secret agents who will eventually confirm that Ponting has converted to Buddhism and is now a Shaolin monk. Althugh initially condemned for selfishly leaving his nation to endure a life of hardship and service, the move will eventually receive endless praise for saving countless millions of Australians who would otherwise have committed hara kiri as England’s hopes of inflicting a 5-0 whitewash are instantly destroyed.
* Iain O’Brien will launch his own cricket site called CricIain.com. In three months he will steal almost all of cricinfo’s traffic and will force Sambit Bal to declare bankruptcy and merge with CricIain. Not satisfied, he will launch his own search engine, IainOBrien.com which will compete with and eventually destroy Google. Still not satisfied he will launch his own operating system, IainOB. A furious Microsoft and seething Apple will declare war and IainOB will become known as the biggest tech blunder in history. Disgraced, Iain will leave behind his tech and cricket pursuits and start a new cult religion called IainOBism which all begins from the close examination of the correlation between Global Warming and Australian Test victories.
Ajantha Mendis will invent the helicopter switch ball, a curious delivery wherein both hands rotate at the same time whilst juggling the ball furiously. Cameras are unable to ascertain which hand eventually delivers the ball. Cricket witnesses its first helicopter moment when Mendis’s helicopter ball is helicopter switch-hit by Pietersen before a spinning Ballerina like catch by AB deVilliers becomes the moment of the IPL. Russian gymnasts are not impressed and sue. A few weeks later the MCC outlaws the helicopter delivery and cricket experiences its darkest days.
In a show of extreme evolution inspired by sheer desperation, Shivnarine Chanderpaul transforms into opening batsman, opening bowler, spinner and part-time keeper. He ends up scoring 3000 runs and taking 180 wickets in the year, while the same stats for the entire WI team (including Chanders) is 3429 and 187. Its no surprise when the WI’s success rate dives to single digits. In disgust Chanderpaul quits all forms of cricket and joins the bobsled team.
During a press conference, Harbhajan accidentally bites off a piece of his tongue which is bought by the Smithsonian and displayed as an exhibit called The Jar Of The Jumping Tongue. For months physicists argue and present theories on how the tongue never runs out of energy, while Duracell quickly replaces bunnies with jumping tongues in all their ads. Every time India wins a match, the half tongue can be seen running in circles around the jar waving the Indian tricolor. Tragedy strikes when a 5 yr old Australian breaks into the Smithsonian and burns the tongue alive.
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