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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Danushka" data-source="post: 771599" data-attributes="member: 4486">A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of his car and asked the driver to blow in a breath-analyzer tube to check his alcohol level. "Oh, no," the driver said. "I can't do that. If I do that, I'll have an asthma attack and die.""OK," said the officer, "let's go down to the station and you can pee in a cup to check your alcohol level." "Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a diabetic and if I pee my blood sugar level will go down so low that I might die.""Fine then. Let's go to the station and take a blood test to check your alcohol level.""Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm a hemophiliac and I'll never stop bleeding if you draw my blood."All right then, just step outside your car and walk this white line for me.""Oh, no, I can't do that.""Why not?""Because I'm drunk."</blockquote>

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