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<blockquote data-quote="~Pinky~" data-source="post: 7684671" data-attributes="member: 258573"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: red">AMDA RETURNS</span></span></span> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><strong>Boss: Where were you born?</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: Sri Lanka ..</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333399">Boss: which part?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in Sri Lanka .</span></strong></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><strong>Amda were fixing a bomb in a car. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><strong>Amda 1: What would you do if the bomb</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333399">explodes while fixing. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda 2: Dont worry, I have one more.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333399"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><strong>Amda: What is the name of your car?</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333399">Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><strong>Amda joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333399"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong>Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #333399"></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong>At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?</span></strong></span></span></p><p> </p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong>Amda: U cheated me.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #333399">Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'Radio Ceylon!</span></strong><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"> '</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #993300"><u><strong>NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:</strong></u></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="color: #333399"><strong>In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?</strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #333399"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....</span></strong></span></span><span style="color: #333399"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #333399">Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.</span></strong></span><span style="color: #333399"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /></span></span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong>Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?</strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: An old king's skeleton.</span></strong></span></span><span style="color: #333399"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #333399">Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?</span></strong></span><span style="color: #333399"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #333399">Amda: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child</span></strong></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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