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<blockquote data-quote="ICE" data-source="post: 1245991" data-attributes="member: 24775"><p>Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for</p><p>Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate</p><p>was Amdan.</p><p></p><p>Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do</p><p>not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Amda says</p><p>to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll</p><p>give it a try'</p><p></p><p>Bill Gates then asked the candidates who never had experience of</p><p>managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room.. Amda</p><p>says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to</p><p>lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.</p><p></p><p>Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to</p><p>leave. 500 people leave the room. Amda says to himself, 'I left school at</p><p>15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.</p><p></p><p>Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to</p><p>leave. 498 people leave the room. Amdan says to himself, ' I do not speak</p><p>one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and</p><p>finds himself with one other candidate.</p><p></p><p>Everyone else has gone.Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who</p><p>have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and</p><p>speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation</p><p>together in that language.'</p><p></p><p>and......</p><p></p><p>Calmly, Amdan turns to the other candidate and says ` Kohomada Machang?</p><p></p><p></p><p>The other candidate answers ' Ammata Hudu..........umbath</p><p>Lankavenda??............Me Yakaata (Bill Gates) pissu Machang' </p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ICE, post: 1245991, member: 24775"] Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Amdan. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know JAVA programming to leave. 2000 people leave the room. Amda says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try' Bill Gates then asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. 2000 people leave the room.. Amda says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays. Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. 500 people leave the room. Amda says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room. Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Amdan says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who have all the required qualifications & experience I am looking for and speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' and...... Calmly, Amdan turns to the other candidate and says ` Kohomada Machang? The other candidate answers ' Ammata Hudu..........umbath Lankavenda??............Me Yakaata (Bill Gates) pissu Machang' :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D [/QUOTE]
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