Amda's jokes!!

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sira jokes tika ahh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Amda

Amda:Servant mage pettha(parrot) ta bithhara 2 k danna
servant gave only one egg to the parrot(pettha).
Amdaettho bithhara kawada
Pethha: Pettho Pettho neme hutto bageta hukapu kikillita hena gahapan

 

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amda kiyanne lankave podi unge veeraya................

ow ban

 

[Kalindugayan]

TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his ?
AMDA : No, teacher, it's the same dog !


TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots !
AMDA : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
home.

AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
AMDA : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".
AMDA : I is...
TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."
AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"?
AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America.
AMDA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : AMDON!


TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

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