Amda's jokes!!

zwairi

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TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his ?
AMDA : No, teacher, it's the same dog !


TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
one is blue with red spots !
AMDA : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
home.

AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
AMDA : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".
AMDA : I is...
TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."
AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"?
AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America.
AMDA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : AMDON!


TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
 

SANJEE

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    අගනගරේ කිට්ටුව
    These are reallly cool........

    TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America.
    AMDA : Here it is!
    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS : AMDON!


    TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

    Thankz Zwairi..........
     

    thilinapm

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    zwairi said:
    TEACHER : AMDON, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
    brother's. Did you copy his ?
    AMDA : No, teacher, it's the same dog !


    TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and
    one is blue with red spots !
    AMDA : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
    home.

    AMDA : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
    AMDA : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


    TEACHER : AMDON, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    AMDA : I is...
    TEACHER : No, AMDON. Always say, "I am."
    AMDA : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

    TEACHER : AMDON , how do you spell "crocodile"?
    AMDA : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    AMDA : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


    TEACHER : AMDON, go to the map and find North America.
    AMDA : Here it is!
    TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    CLASS : AMDON!


    TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    AMDA : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
    TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    AMDA : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

    thankz macho.ela ela
     

    bokka

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    Djpata said:
    Aaa Aththada??:confused: :eek: Shaah!Niyamai Ne:cool: :cool: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:(but bokka don't be sokka:lol: :lol: :lol: )​

    niyamai thamai ban. katadha adambara, ubalatamane, ha nadhdha man ahanne...

    na na hamadhama bokka thama. sokka venne naha:D
     

    Djpata

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    bokka said:
    niyamai thamai ban. katadha adambara, ubalatamane, ha nadhdha man ahanne...

    na na hamadhama bokka thama. sokka venne naha:D
    Ehenam Ithin ElaKiri Thama Banzz:cool: :cool: :cool: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: