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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Nash_Node" data-source="post: 2039821" data-attributes="member: 91200">[FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Got this mail from a friend, thought of posting it.[/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Amount of alcohol in your blood?  - My comments on BOLD[/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif] [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]The amount of alcohol in the blood is known as the blood alcohol          concentration or BAC. Your BAC depends on how much you've drunk and how          quickly you drank it. Other important factors affecting BAC are:[/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif] [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Your size and weight If you're small, your blood alcohol volume is          obviously less than that of someone who is larger. So the same amount of          alcohol will probably affect you more. [/FONT]         Your sex - Male <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />          [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Women can't drink as much as men. That's not a male conspiracy but a          biological fact! Women are generally smaller. They also have          proportionately less body water and more body fat - and alcohol doesn't          dissolve easily in fat. That's why, drink for drink, women end up with          more alcohol in their blood than men.- AHA !!! UREKA !! so that's it??  great !, Cheers Le Chica Bonita...one for you..one for me !! let's get wild <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> [/FONT]         Your water level          [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]If you're dehydrated, alcohol will have a greater effect than if your          body's water concentration is normal. That's why drinking alcohol in          summer or after exercise affects you more. - Ok, I am going to stop drinking WATER right now and going to leave the car behind & RUN to the Club <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> [/FONT]         The amount you've eaten          [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]If you drink a unit of alcohol on an empty stomach, almost all of it          will be absorbed in an hour. But if there's food in your stomach, the          process will be slower and the alcohol reaches your brain and the rest          of your body more slowly. [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]The downside of drinking too much  - So, no lunch today ! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />[/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif] [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Heavy drinking, especially on a regular basis, can lead to serious          health problems, including:[/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif] [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Alcohol dependence or alcoholism - What a great feeling [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Sexual difficulties, including impotence - Still No sign of such a problem <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Cirrhosis of the liver or liver cancer - I am saving money for the operation [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Pancreatitis  - No fuss [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Stomach disorders, such as ulcers - eer, nothing so far happened [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Mood changes - So is that what you call it ??<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Brain damage including memory loss or dementia  - Already have it [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Certain types of cancer, especially breast cancer - Got no Breast [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Anxiety, stress, depression, poor concentration  - I challenge the scientist about this !! [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Increased risk of heart disease and certain types of stroke - Got no Heart [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Potentially fatal alcohol poisoning - Not drinking Kassippu[/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif] [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Even getting drunk occasionally can have serious consequences. It          impairs your judgement and can increase risky behaviour, which could          result in: [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Injuries and accidents - I can bail my self out <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Unsafe sex, which could result in sexually transmitted infections          and unplanned pregnancies - Getting laid after clubbing is BAD ?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> sheez, This scientist must be a real Looser <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />[/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif] [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Fights, arguments and relationship problems - HA ! what's life without them? [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]* Getting into trouble with the police - No PROBLEMO !!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />[/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif] [/FONT]         [FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Even relatively moderate amounts of alcohol can be harmful sometimes.          For instance, when you're pregnant, driving, taking some medications, or          doing sports or activities that need judgment and coordination.[/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif][/FONT][FONT=verdana,sans-serif]Just kidding you all ! Meant to be a JOKE ONLY ! No pun intended or expected ! [/FONT]</blockquote>

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