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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Radical78" data-source="post: 7507200" data-attributes="member: 272036"><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The owner looked at her and said,"Look, I should tell you first that</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>says some pretty vulgar stuff."</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>anyway.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>at her ,and said, "New house, new madam."</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"that's not so bad."</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Moments later, the woman's husband Alex, came home from work.</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Alex".</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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