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<blockquote data-quote="nayanasri" data-source="post: 5566224" data-attributes="member: 127103"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue">An Italian girl</span></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #993366"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #993366"></span><strong><span style="color: #993366">A woman goes to Italy to attend 2-week, company training session. </span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #993366">Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. </span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #993366">The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" </span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #993366">The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" </span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #993366">The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" </span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #993366">"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" </span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #993366">"Which present?" She asked. </span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #993366">"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!" </span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #993366">"Oh, that" she said </span></strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #993366">"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"</span></strong> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><u><span style="color: teal"></span></u></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><u><span style="color: teal"></span></u><strong><span style="color: teal">Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent!</span></strong></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nayanasri, post: 5566224, member: 127103"] [SIZE=6][COLOR=#000000][FONT=Times New Roman][FONT=arial][B][COLOR=blue]An Italian girl[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=#993366] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#993366]A woman goes to Italy to attend 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!" The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?" "Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?" "Which present?" She asked. "The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!" "Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"[/COLOR][/B] [U][COLOR=teal] [/COLOR][/U][B][COLOR=teal]Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent![/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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