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Message: <blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 7721370" data-attributes="member: 6136">One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law acemetery plot as a Christmas gift.The next year, he didn''t buy her a gift.When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven''tused the gift I bought you last year!"And that''s how the fight started.....__________________________________________________ ____________My wife walked into the den & asked "What''s on the TV?"I replied "Dust".And that''s how the fight started.....__________________________________________________ ____________A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need youto pay me a compliment.''The husband replies, ''Your eyesight''''''''s damn near perfect.''And that''s how the fight started.....__________________________________________________ _________My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcominganniversary. She said, ''I want something shiny that goesfrom 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.''I bought her a scale,And that''s how the fight started.....__________________________________________________ __________I asked my wife, ''Where do you want to go for ouranniversary?''It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweetappreciation.''''''''Somewhere I haven''t been in a long time!'' she said.So I suggested, ''How about the kitchen?''!And that''s when the fight started....__________________________________________________ _____________My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionairewhile we were in bed. I turned to her and said, ''Do you wantto have sex?''''''No,''she answered.I then said, ''Is that your final answer?''''She didn''t even look at me this time, simply saying ''Yes.''So I said, ''Then I''d like to phone a friend.''And that''''s when the fight started....__________________________________________________ _____________I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Lightfor $14.95.Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95. I toldher the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.And that''s when the fight started.....__________________________________________________ ____________I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason,took my order first.''I''ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.''He said, ''Aren''t you worried about the mad cow?''''''Nah, she can order for herself.''And that''s when the fight started...................</blockquote>

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