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Message: <blockquote data-quote="EGhewg5" data-source="post: 23850881" data-attributes="member: 567887">>be me>27 year old nerd-virgin>Finally move out of my parent's house and into an apartment complex a month ago>live next to roastie>Trying to go to sleep first night living here>Hear this bitch moaning and making loud sex sounds for a solid hour>Keeps me up past midnight>tired at work next morning>this happens EVERY FUCKING night>I try banging on the wall>Fuckers don't hear it or just ignore it>After a week, I go over and voice my dissatisfaction>Chad and bitch come out and say that they have the right to do what they want in their apartment>tell me to get fucked>That night, they're louder, more obnoxious, and go for longer than before>itson.wav>go to guitar center and buy the biggest, loudest, speakers they have>record audio of them fucking a few nights (gotta ensure I get the very best they have to offer)>begin observing their habits>notice they have friends over every friday night for drinking and shit>intend to execute my plan the next Friday>Come home on a Wednesday and as I'm walking by, I see her walking into her apartment with her parents>ohshit.webm>Run into my apartment faster than a nigger with a TV>plug speakers into laptop>Crank it up to max setting>ExecuteOrder66.gif>audio file begins playing>sounds of "uhhh, UHHHHH UHHHHHHHH CHAD YES!!! YES!! FUCK MY ASS!!!!!" can be heard throughout the building>feels like the windows might shatter from the sounds>when audio file ends, hear yelling from her apartment>hear sirens>Apparently, her father had a stroke from the embarrassment of hearing his daughter ask for Chad's hot cum in her asshole>He recovers (kind of)>Never see Chad again>Roastie never has guys over again either>Last I heard, she was on antidepressants and doesn't go out anymore mfw I finally can get to sleep at a decent hour. mfw I ruin a roastie's life. mfw it was all well worth it <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />    <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />    <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />Sources<a href="https://yuki.la/r9k/46830850" target="_blank">https://yuki.la/r9k/46830850</a><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/9uo5ff/anon_gets_an_apartment/" target="_blank">https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/9uo5ff/anon_gets_an_apartment/</a></blockquote>

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