>be me
>27 year old nerd-virgin
>Finally move out of my parent's house and into an apartment complex a month ago
>live next to roastie
>Trying to go to sleep first night living here
>Hear this bitch moaning and making loud sex sounds for a solid hour
>Keeps me up past midnight
>tired at work next morning
>this happens EVERY FUCKING night
>I try banging on the wall
>Fuckers don't hear it or just ignore it
>After a week, I go over and voice my dissatisfaction
>Chad and bitch come out and say that they have the right to do what they want in their apartment
>tell me to get fucked
>That night, they're louder, more obnoxious, and go for longer than before
>itson.wav
>go to guitar center and buy the biggest, loudest, speakers they have
>record audio of them fucking a few nights (gotta ensure I get the very best they have to offer)
>begin observing their habits
>notice they have friends over every friday night for drinking and shit
>intend to execute my plan the next Friday
>Come home on a Wednesday and as I'm walking by, I see her walking into her apartment with her parents
>ohshit.webm
>Run into my apartment faster than a nigger with a TV
>plug speakers into laptop
>Crank it up to max setting
>ExecuteOrder66.gif
>audio file begins playing
>sounds of "uhhh, UHHHHH UHHHHHHHH CHAD YES!!! YES!! FUCK MY ASS!!!!!" can be heard throughout the building
>feels like the windows might shatter from the sounds
>when audio file ends, hear yelling from her apartment
>hear sirens
>Apparently, her father had a stroke from the embarrassment of hearing his daughter ask for Chad's hot cum in her asshole
>He recovers (kind of)
>Never see Chad again
>Roastie never has guys over again either
>Last I heard, she was on antidepressants and doesn't go out anymore
mfw I finally can get to sleep at a decent hour. mfw I ruin a roastie's life. mfw it was all well worth it
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