ways to annoy a roommate
[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]These are intended for entertainment purposes only. You are not advised to do these things to a roommate or yourself.
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[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]These are intended for entertainment purposes only. You are not advised to do these things to a roommate or yourself.
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- Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
- Twitch a lot.
- Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
- Pretend to type in the middle of the air. Complain about how slow the computer has been recently.
- Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
- Walk and talk backwards.
- Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
- Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
- While you're roommate is there and you are not, secretly order a pizza up to him using his name.
- Cry a lot.
- Send secret admirer notes on your roommate's Email.
- Talk to yourself loudly in front of your roommate. After a while, begin discussing your roommate with yourself.
- Complain of having a terrible virus in your system and cough at your roommate frequently.
- If you get in before your roomate, go to sleep in his/her bed.
- Take your roommate's pillow and put a water ballon inside of it.
- If your roommate goes away for a weekend, change the locks.
- Whenever the phone rings, get up and answer the door.
- Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.
- Tell your roommate that someone called and said that it was really important but you can't remember who it was.
- Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language.
- Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her, and reply, "Oh, him/her? He/she won't be here much longer."
- Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where is my sandwich!?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
- Sign your roommate up for various activities (Campus tour guide, blood donor, peer tutoring).
- Put up flyers around the building, reporting that your roommate is missing. Offer a reward for his/her safe return.
- Buy a telescope. Sit on your bed and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you're not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.
- Sit and stare at your roommate for hours. Bring others in to join you. Eat peanuts, throwing a few at your roommate. Then say, "Boy, these zoos just aren't what they used to be."
