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Message: <blockquote data-quote="yoshrox" data-source="post: 3225356" data-attributes="member: 125979"><p><u><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Indigo">Story type Meseges...</span></span></span></u></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">A man go for blood test.nurse took his finger blood sample but cant find cotton.So</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">she sucks his finger! He is so happy n he asks:"Can i get a urine test also?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">A woman standin nude,looks in the bedroom mirror n says 2 her husband, "i look</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">horrible, fat & ugly.pay me a compliment", her husband den replies "ur eyesight's</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">spot on!"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">A boy n girl r dancin @ a Disco. dey kiss n stop instantly.d girl says 2 d boy “r u a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">mechanic?” d boy says“no y” d girl says“well get ya hands frm under my mini”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">saying"i guess we answered that question"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">an essex girl has a car crash and an ambulance arrives.the paramedic asks 'how</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">many fingers have i got up?'the girl replies- oh no i think im paralised too</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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