Naughty and misleading text meseges...
I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself
onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue
feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill...
wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think
of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because
I am hungry.
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed
just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could
work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow
quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in
slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel
u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust
in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied,
lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed
Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u...
well get out of my way!
Naughty and flirting meseges..
I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead
baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but i always tell
them i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU
Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls
destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
we can multiply!
I'm like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are
clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I
meet U between the holidays?
north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth
I was nervous at first, it was big & long &went straight up, Ihad to try it... i eased myself
onto it & i liked it! i went up & down on it, i love escalators now
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue
feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill...
wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think
of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because
I am hungry.
Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed
just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!
Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could
work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!
At 1st a little nibble- a slow & temptin lick.i suck & munch my liquid lunch & den i swallow
quick! CADBURYS CREAM EGG HOW DO U EAT URS?
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in
slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam
Last nite i coodnt sleep.i wantd u warm against my skin.i wantd u on me.i wantd 2 feel
u all over my body.. but i coodnt find u!Where did i put my PYJAMAS?
I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust
in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
come here.take off ur pants and get on top of me....enjoy me until ur totally satisfied,
lovingly urs TOILET!!!!
I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be
mistaken.now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed
Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u...
well get out of my way!
Naughty and flirting meseges..
I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.……. Nice Ass!!!!!!!
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it,
you cuddled me instead
baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but i always tell
them i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU
Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls
destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse!
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and
we can multiply!
I'm like a rubrix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are
clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I
meet U between the holidays?
north 2 north south 2south my best direction is mouth 2mouth
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