"Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"

rith

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Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.



Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



MAN: "Hello"?



WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"



MAN: "Yes"



WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $ 1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"



MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."



WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."



MAN: "How much?"



WOMAN: " $ 70,000"



MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."



WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $ 950,000"



MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."



WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"



MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."



The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and asks:



"Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?"
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