Application for a MP of Sri Lanka.............

Tuffey

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  • Jul 31, 2006
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    Kandy(Recently in Colombo)
    Application Form for UNP/PA Politicians Application Form to Be
    Filled For Contesting Sri Lankan Elections


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    1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

    2. Present Address
    (i) Name of Jail : _______________________
    (ii)Cell Number : _______________________

    3. Political Party : _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the Chronological (Order)


    4. Sex: [ ]
    A - Male
    B - Female
    C - Chandrika
    D - Ranil/Mangala

    5. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
    A - Defected
    B - Expelled
    C - Bought out
    D -None of above
    E - All of above

    6 . Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
    A - To make money
    B - To escape court trial
    C - To grossly misuse power
    D - To serve the public
    E - I have no clue
    (if you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)

    7. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
    A - 1-2yrs
    B - 2-6yrs
    C - 6-15yrs
    D - 15+yrs

    8. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you ( Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)


    9. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8)
    A - 1-2 years
    B - 2-6 years
    C - 6-15 years
    D - 15+years


    10. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
    A - Why not
    B - Of Course
    C - Definitely
    D - I deny it all
    E - I see a foreign hand.


    11. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
    A - 100-500 Rupees
    B - 500-1000 Rupees
    C - Overflow ...

    12. Do you have any developmental plans for Sri lanaka in mind?[ ]
    A - No
    B - No
    C - No
    D - No

    13. Describe your achievements in space provided: [_________]



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