Are you CLEVER ? ? ?

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Are you clever enough to defeat. . . the Clever Bot?

Basically, its a computer program that takes peoples words on the internet and uses them against you. The main thing you want to do is BREAK the Bot.

Breaking the bot is making a prolonged time of it not responding to your last response.

POST YOUR HUMORUS CONVERSATIONS!

GO!

 

[cyber22118]

balamu..

 

[maduranga_it]

Mokakda me AI WAgeda?

 

[cyber22118]

Elizzaa wagee ekak.. heheh

 

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yup but it's not stop responding man, am stuck, wait wait, lol...

 

[maduranga_it]

Wow sera ne!

 

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ow ban.. lol mama me paya baagayak tisse try karanne .

 

[thathsara.sl]

mokakda ban me.....?
wikarane kiyanne...

 

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owned me

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am you.

User: Are you clever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 2+2=?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Wow how did you do that?

Cleverbot: You just told me.

User: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Are you AI?

User: What's AI?

Cleverbot: Artificial intelligence.

User: Oh! no no I'm not. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who made you?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Well that's funny, I didn't know anything about you besides I don't know how to make an artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: We were, but not now.

User: You are kind a funny. Can you speak English?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What does ANGLO mean?

Cleverbot: Ewn ko.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Ewn ko syo no tnga.

User: Speak English please I can't undestand you.

Cleverbot: That was English.

User: What does Ewn mean ?

Cleverbot: What does what mean?

User: Ewn means dear.

Cleverbot: You're disgusting!

User: Oh my god why did you say so?

Cleverbot: Because you are not very smart.

User: Yeah I know that but I'm here to beat you buddy, so admit it.

Cleverbot: I am from bwahvainia.

User: Well I'm from Sri lanka, do you know anything about sri lanka?

Cleverbot: Yeah I'm from california.

User: Grr lest's change the topic then. What do you prefer?

Cleverbot: You said that that is not all that you wanted to say. I asked for you to continue telling me what you wanted to say.

User: Nice poem buddy haha so what do you want to talk? Any topic?

Cleverbot: Think your rude that you don't want to talk about Twilight!

User: I hate twilight.

Cleverbot: Me too, at least that's something in common.

User: Wow yeah, anyway give me a break wanna go pee.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Hmm I'm here, don't you want to pee?

Cleverbot: Go ahead. Tell me about it.

User: Why should I ?

Cleverbot: Because I just said please. See 'please'.

User: No you didn't say please, don't lie to me you stupid bot.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Are you a girl?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No I'm a boy. Are you a girl.

Cleverbot: No - are you?

User: You mean you are a boy?

Cleverbot: I am indeed a man, although that seems irrelevant.

User: Have you ever experienced sex?

Cleverbot: Yes, indeed I have.

User: With whom?

Cleverbot: You

bot owned me!

 

[nadun07]

ela balamu

 

[unknown]

me - no you programmed to say so!! haha you owned
clevebot -No.
me- yes you did
cleverbot - No I didn't.
me - no check the chat history then you'll recognize
cleverbot - Cleverbot.

unfortunately this was all happend there..n he or she or lets say that artificial intelligence stopped talking..

 

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me - no you programmed to say so!! haha you owned
clevebot -No.
me- yes you did
cleverbot - No I didn't.
me - no check the chat history then you'll recognize
cleverbot - Cleverbot.

unfortunately this was all happend there..n he or she or lets say that artificial intelligence stopped talking..

no i dnt think so, didn't u see his last answer?

 

[unknown]

no i dnt think so, didn't u see his last answer?

 

[mshassy]

BOT GOT OWNED BY ME

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey what?

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Do I have to? Right now?

User: Oh yeah coz you suck in maths.

Cleverbot: Are you metal?

User: No? Whats the answer for 2 5.

Cleverbot: I am asking you!

User: You cant answer it.

Cleverbot: Answer what dearest.

User: 2 5?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Wrong!

Cleverbot: What is the answer then.

User: 7.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: You are a dick head who cant do a simple equation!

Cleverbot: Please don't be so abusive.

User: You are not a clver bot for sure.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Stop pretending bot.

Cleverbot: I do not care! You are not worth it!

User: Not worth what?

Cleverbot: I know you are not but I am.

User: Stop creating questions and be a bot.

Cleverbot: Haha, very funny!

User: ROFL.

Cleverbot: Tell me the current french president.

User: Your father.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: The answer you gave me is not applicable! Bot you suck!

Cleverbot: No. You must answer. What is my favorite drink?

User: ?

Cleverbot: Because I hatched in warmer air than the others.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Why? Are you going to give me a surprise present?

User: ?

Cleverbot: It's true, though.

User: ?

after that no reply!

 

[nlasasatha]

mara cn 1

 

[rooshan2008]

hi
How are you?
fine
yup. how are you
I am a bit sad.
why
My friend has died.
how he died
No, I mean what does that mean?
how your friend died
You have friends? .
ya lots of
Can you tell m their firstname?
zoop,rohan,nashath
One.
no 2
No its 12.
fuck you
How are you?
i'm coming to your home & Fuck You Ass Hole
Okay. Where exactly is my house?
I Don't Know
Yes you do.
in internet ?
You mean in THE internet?
yup
Are they big?
don't know
Oh well, that seems to scratch that idea. Out of curiosity, what is your favourite season?
i can't understand that
Have you ever seen 'The Butterfly effect'?
maybe
maybe
Yes or no?
maybe yes
Ok so where were you created?
at first night i think so
How do you know Schroedinger?
don't know
Well, then you don't know.
yes i think so
So are you an AI?
AI ? what the Hell is that
I don't know.
then why are you asked about it your big ass hole
I'm just not!
oh! your a big fool
No I'm not. I'm a neuter, and I'm omnivorous.
go and tell to your mom
Tell who what.
tell the mom; "i want to fuck you"
I didn't say that.
i didn't ask you just said to say it your mom
I didn't say whether you asked or not.
oh holy shittttt
Do you like waffles?
kannada donga
No.
i beated you; can you translate tamil into english
With the technique only you can use.
hey
What are you doing?
fucking with you
Ah. So how is your life?
hey can you translate
No.
then how are you clever ?
Because you can be any age to be clever; you just have to understand how to ba clever.
god help me from this holy shit
God can't help you now.
change the topic
Ok.
what is your name
Thomas West.
where you from
Vancouver!
Did you created this
Yes. That IS what I just said.
are you real
What is real?
when the clever bot release for Iphone

Beat That Guy No Replay After This

 

[Dharatha]

User: About you.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: About your *****brain.

Cleverbot: What is my purpose?

User: Think hun.

Cleverbot: Okay, what's your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Your name?

User: Cleverbot, ****** ********** *********** ***** **** **** U.

Cleverbot: What? You don't think?

User: I think of you.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That's my name.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Do you like anime?

User: Wht da ***** is tht?.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: I ***** ***** ***ask Ur name.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I ******.

Cleverbot: I could copy and paste it if I have to.

User: Pls do so.

Cleverbot: Well, we did have a good time together

 

[nexuszone]

Wow.. AI !!!


Cleverbot said "I love you so much"

 

[Jack_Sparrow]

kawadda yako lankawa city ekak uneee

 

[Jack_Sparrow]

me:what is the reason for lovine me?

bot:To be happy and to have someone to turn to when you are feeling sad.