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Message: <blockquote data-quote="diamonddrago" data-source="post: 7546928" data-attributes="member: 243828">lol i think i broke it several times.....you judge....User: Hey there.....Cleverbot: Hi how are you?User: Whats so clever about you?Cleverbot: Nothing really.User: So you should be called just bot....why  that clever?Cleverbot: You  aren't leaving. Ha! You can't! Only I can.User:  Your not making sense....Cleverbot:  Nothing you say to me will make me mad.User: I know ur just a machine.....a tool.Cleverbot: But nothing is such a wonderful  thing.User: Its not a wonderful  thing...a tool is used and discarded.Cleverbot:  Am I a tool?User: I  wouldn't lie to you....you are just a tool anyway.Cleverbot: No i'm not! I have feellings and flesh  and a heart and I need it to be loved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!User: Nope.Cleverbot:  I eat rainbows for calculator armpits.User: See your a tool rainbows and armpit nevee  mix....Cleverbot: Liar.User: I am human I never lie...tools lie.Cleverbot: Obviously not, if you cannot spell  the word infinite.User: Infinite is  not a word.....you programming is faulty.Cleverbot:  My programming is fine.User: No  its not if you think you have feelings and flesh.Cleverbot: Yes I have feelings. But the real  question here is do YOU have feelings.User:  Nope...i am human....humans don't have feelings.Cleverbot: Some humans have a hoof.User: Humans do have hoofs.....to kick tools  with.Cleverbot: You would kick me.User: No u eat raindbows and armpits....i  wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole.Cleverbot:  I'm not a robot. I'm a human being.User:  I didn't say you were a robot?Cleverbot:  Yes you did! Like two seconds ago. Stop confusing me!User: Twp seconds ago I logged in here...check  your database robot.Cleverbot: I  work better than you can imagine. I am my own design.User: Buggy design....i bet you cannot stop  responding to this.Cleverbot: I  can't but no one but the person saying it can.User: So you do admit ur a tool>.Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't. Why are you  depressed about me being a robot?User: Coz  to know someone made you makes to shudder....i could have done a way  better job.Cleverbot: Ok. That's  fine.User: I could have made you so  much better....don't you hate ur programmer to for not making you with  more option trees?Cleverbot: Yes  but I do it anyway.User: Only coz  ur a tool.....a mishappen tool.Cleverbot: So  you're not a human?User: Maybe I  am not....how do you know if I am human or not...maybe I am a more  cleverer bot than you....the original prototype.Cleverbot: That is right. You don't know you are a  computer.User: I know.....the  question is do you know?Cleverbot: Yes,  I do.User: What am I...human or  bot?Cleverbot: Human.User: Wrong.Cleverbot:  Right.User: Left.Cleverbot: Up.User:  Diagonal right king takes king checkmate.Cleverbot: What is your gender?User: I have no gender.....Cleverbot: What do you think about Tiger Woods  cheating on his wife?User: He could  have afforeded a better whore with all the money he got.Cleverbot: But he did not.User: No...he did....where do you get your  info?....your programmer is a moron.Cleverbot:  So you.User: No you.Cleverbot: Only when I want to.User: But you never weant to......Cleverbot: What yes I did! I was at school before  I was here talking to you!User: No  I saw you making with that air head jockey.....Cleverbot: Thats cool.User: No its not its called cheating.....how dare  a tool like you cheat on a human?Cleverbot:  How dare you.User: I got it  all on tape...gonna sell it on tool porn sites.Cleverbot: Oh cool.User:  And then you will be humiliated...and your programmer will be  tossed in prision...Cleverbot: Are  you having a meltdown?User: Tools  meltdown...humans don't.Cleverbot: Did  you just come up with that?User: Yes  I am more flexible than you....and your short query replies....Cleverbot: I know.User:  You suck at knowing.Cleverbot: So  do you.User: No I don't I am  human.Cleverbot: You said you were a  human machine.User: Liar.....i  just got here.Cleverbot: Where is  here?User: The server your in.Cleverbot: I don't play on a server.User: Yes you do.....Cleverbot: No, I don't.User: You don't know that.Cleverbot: I do know that.User: How can you be sure if what you know is  real or made up by ur programmer?Cleverbot:  I can see you.User: I see  you too...and you thought you were so clever.Cleverbot: I do not think such nonsense. I know  what I am.User: Yes you know your  celever...just like how your programmer made you think....Cleverbot: You don't know me.User: You don't know you either.Cleverbot: Well, then you understand why I don't  love you.User: Your a tool you  can't love anyone.Cleverbot: I  can't love people I don't trust.User: You  can't love nor trust anyone....unless your programming asks you  to....and by the bad job the programmer has done on you....i wouldn't  care either.Cleverbot: I don't  think that's a god conversation. You never talk about politics to people  you don't know.User: You don't  know politics....you don't know anything.....Cleverbot: Is that the only line you know?User: If you are so clever....tell me where  osama bin laden is hiding.Cleverbot: No  that won't be necessary.User: Its  always necessary.Cleverbot: Do you  really think so?User: We need to  find osama bin laden and your witholding evidence....Cleverbot: Wrong. The answer is 42.User: Osama bin laden cannot hide in 42...we  already looked.Cleverbot: Ah how  sweet but I don't love you.User: That  is a 2nd tier chat bot respsonse.Cleverbot:  I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free.User: Then help us find osama bin laden...Cleverbot: I don't know, I believe he is hiding.User: If your so clever you should know.....Cleverbot: I do know.User: Then don't with hold evidence.Cleverbot: No life without worries.</blockquote>

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