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<blockquote data-quote="chip" data-source="post: 34294" data-attributes="member: 1963">
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; don't care. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................all other times.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............what's intercourse? </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when you argue over how many children to have.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when you argue over money. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when you share everything you own.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; bus money or money for any reason.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when the bank owns everything. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; climax.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............what's a climax? </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when you phone each other just to say&nbsp; &quot;Good&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; day&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when you phone each other just to organize sex.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when you phone each other to find out what time your&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; son's game starts. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when all you write is your phone number.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when all you write is checks. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when you show concern for your partners' feelings.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when you couldn't give a shit.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when your only concern is what's on TV. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when your farewell is &quot;I love you darling..&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when your farewell is &quot;So, same time next week?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when your farewell is silent. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when you are proud to be seen in public with your&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; partner. &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when you never see each other awake. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when your heart flutters every time you see them.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when your groin or privates twitches every time&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you see them.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when your wallet empties everytime you see them. 
&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when nobody else matters.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when nobody else knows.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when everybody else matters and you don't care who&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; knows. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when all the songs on the radio describe exactly&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; how you feel.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when it's just the same mushy old shit.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when you never listen to music. 
 &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when breaking up is something you try not to think&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; about.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when staying together is something you try not to&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; think about.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when just getting through today is your only thought. </li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LOVE......................when you're interested in everything your partner&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; does.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; LUST.......................when you're only interested in one thing.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MARRIAGE............when you're not interested in what your partner does and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; the one thing you're interested in is your sports score.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; </li>
</ul>Remember, this is a&nbsp; joke.&nbsp; You can still be in love and with lust in marriage.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink&nbsp; &nbsp; ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes&nbsp; &nbsp; :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /></blockquote>

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