- LOVE......................when your eyes meet across a crowded room.
- LUST.......................when your tongues meet across a crowded room.
- MARRIAGE............when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care.
- LOVE......................when intercourse is called making love.
- LUST.......................all other times.
- MARRIAGE............what's intercourse?
- LOVE......................when you argue over how many children to have.
- LUST.......................when you argue over who gets the wet spot.
- MARRIAGE............when you argue over money.
- LOVE......................when you share everything you own.
- LUST.......................when you think twice about giving your partner bus money or money for any reason.
- MARRIAGE............when the bank owns everything.
- LOVE......................when it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
- LUST.......................when the relationship is over if you don't climax.
- MARRIAGE............what's a climax?
- LOVE......................when you phone each other just to say "Good day".
- LUST.......................when you phone each other just to organize sex.
- MARRIAGE............when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts.
- LOVE......................when you write poems about your partner.
- LUST.......................when all you write is your phone number.
- MARRIAGE............when all you write is checks.
- LOVE......................when you show concern for your partners' feelings.
- LUST.......................when you couldn't give a shit.
- MARRIAGE............when your only concern is what's on TV.
- LOVE......................when your farewell is "I love you darling.."
- LUST.......................when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
- MARRIAGE............when your farewell is silent.
- LOVE......................when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
- LUST.......................when you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
- MARRIAGE............when you never see each other awake.
- LOVE......................when your heart flutters every time you see them.
- LUST.......................when your groin or privates twitches every time you see them.
- MARRIAGE............when your wallet empties everytime you see them.
- LOVE......................when nobody else matters.
- LUST.......................when nobody else knows.
- MARRIAGE............when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
- LOVE......................when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
- LUST.......................when it's just the same mushy old shit.
- MARRIAGE............when you never listen to music.
- LOVE......................when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
- LUST.......................when staying together is something you try not to think about.
- MARRIAGE............when just getting through today is your only thought.
- LOVE......................when you're interested in everything your partner does.
- LUST.......................when you're only interested in one thing.
- MARRIAGE............when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your sports score.
