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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rooshan2008" data-source="post: 7203741" data-attributes="member: 93985">1.    An old man was walking along the road. A car  stopped near him and a got out of it. He asked the old man, “Sir, shall I give you a lift?” The old man replied, “No need I live on the ground floor”  2.    Two pupils were fighting outside the examination hall. The teacher  came out and said: T : Why r u fighting? S : Teacher, he left his answer sheet blank T : Why should that bother you? S : I too left my answer sheet blank T : So…? S : The teacher will think that we have copied from each other.  3.    A : B, which is this crop in the farm? B : This is cotton from which clothes are made. A : Then when will shirts and pants grow on it?  4.    Teacher : Why are you late? Student : Because there was a sign which tells “School ahead, go  slow”.  5.    A : Why have you kept the newspaper in the fridge? B : Because it is full of HOT NEWS.  6.    Professor : What three words are the most used by college students? Student    : I don’t know. Professor : Absolutely correct.  7.    Conductor : Why are you getting an extra ticket? Passenger : If I lose one ticket, the other would save me. C : What would you do if you lose both? P : I am not a fool. I have my bus pass. C : ????????  8.    Lady : The design of the sari is excellent. But the colour is not  good. Salesman : Don’t worry mam. The colour will disappear after the first  wash.  9.    Teacher : “I killed a person”, convert this sentence into future  tense. Student : The future tense “you will go to jail”.  10.    Mother : Reena, tell me why does a bear have it’s body covered  with hair? Daughter : Actually Mom, there is no barber in the forest.</blockquote>

Verification: Winadiyakata thappara keeyak tibeda?

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