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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rooshan2008" data-source="post: 7203814" data-attributes="member: 93985">Customer  : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my  soup. Waiter    : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.   Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter    : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.   Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter    : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?   Customer  : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter    : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.   Customer  : Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter    : Funny?  But then why aren't you laughing?   Lady              : Is this my train? Station Master    : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady              : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take This train to New Delhi. Station Master    : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.  Teacher        : Peter, why are you late for school again? Peter          : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and The game went into extra time.   Wife        : Do you want dinner? Husband     : Sure, what are my choices? Wife        : Yes and no.  A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a Commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have A scotch and soda."   Customer        : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in  Two days time? Post Master     : Yes sir, it definitely will. Customer        : I bet you, it won't. Post Master     : Why not? Customer        : It's addressed to Mumbai.   An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. 'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist. 'How long has what been going on?' said the man.   Man  : How old is your father? Boy  : As old as me. Man  : How can that be? Boy  : He became a father only when I was born.   Teacher   : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the  Field" Student   : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher   : How? Student   : Ladies first.</blockquote>

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