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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rooshan2008" data-source="post: 7203819" data-attributes="member: 93985">Santa Singh was traveling by train without a  ticket. When he saw the T.C (Banta singh) coming he thought of an excuse  which he had heard from other people, that is, ministers can travel  free. So when Banta came and asked Santa for his ticket, he said ‘Oye!  asi minister’ (I'm a minister). Banta asked him ‘Oye! tusi kade  Minister’ (which minister). Santa couldn’t think of any minister except  Mrs. Indira Gandhi, so he said ‘Oy! asi Indira Gandhi’. Immediately  Banta caught Santa's feet for blessing and said ‘Oye! asi bauth sunya,  Oye! asi bauth padya, aaj dhek leya’(I heard a lot about you, I read a  lot about you and my luck, I saw you today).  One day, Banta goes to the clinic, and he finds his friend Santa crying. Banta: Santa, Why are you crying? Santa: The doctors are going to take my blood test by cutting my finger. After hearing this Banta also starts crying. Santa: Banta, why are you crying? Banta: I'm here for urine test!  One day, Banta, along with his two friends, one being Polish and the  other being an American go to the police station to get jobs as cops.  However, they would have to answer only one question. The Polish person  goes into the room. Detective: Who killed Jesus? Polish: The Catholics. Detective: Good answer. In an hour or so, we'll tell you if you got the  job. The American goes next. Detective: Who killed Jesus? American: The Jews. Detective: Good answer. In an hour or so, we'll tell you if you got the  job. Banta is next. Detective: Who killed Jesus? Banta: You have to give me more time. Can I tell you tomorrow? Detective: Sure, take as much time as you want. Banta then goes home and he finds his wife making dinner. Wife: How did your interview go, sweetheart. Banta: It went very well. I'm on my very first murder case.  Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singh was  singing a song.After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside down and  started singing again. Banta Singh : Santa Singh, what is the matter with you? Why are you  hanging upside down? Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.</blockquote>

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