Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.
He enquired of God, " where have you been? "
God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've
made," said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "what is it ? "
It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it
Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the earth,
"For example North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth
while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a
hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot."
"Over there I've placed a continent of white people and here I've placed a
Continent of black people." God continued pointing to different countries.
This one will be extremely hot and arid and this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."
The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another area and
asked, "What's that?"
"Ah", said God. "That's South Australia,
The most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of the world's
finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and sportsmen.
The people from South Australia are going to be modest, intelligent and
humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be
extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as speakers of truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied very wisely, "Just wait until you see all the wankers I'm
putting in Victoria and Ne South Wales!
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.
He enquired of God, " where have you been? "
God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I've
made," said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "what is it ? "
It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it
Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the earth,
"For example North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth
while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a
hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot."
"Over there I've placed a continent of white people and here I've placed a
Continent of black people." God continued pointing to different countries.
This one will be extremely hot and arid and this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."
The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another area and
asked, "What's that?"
"Ah", said God. "That's South Australia,
The most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of the world's
finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and sportsmen.
The people from South Australia are going to be modest, intelligent and
humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be
extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as speakers of truth."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"
God replied very wisely, "Just wait until you see all the wankers I'm
putting in Victoria and Ne South Wales!
