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Message: <blockquote data-quote="x-pert" data-source="post: 1384368" data-attributes="member: 837">Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.He enquired of God, " where have you been? "God pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, look what I'vemade," said God.Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "what is it ? "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call itEarth and it's going to be a great place of balance.""Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing down to different parts of the earth, "For example North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.""Over there I've placed a continent of white people and here I've placed aContinent of black people." God continued pointing to different countries.This one will be extremely hot and arid and this one will be very cold andcovered in ice."The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another area andasked, "What's that?""Ah", said God. "That's South Australia, The most glorious place on earth.There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of the world'sfinest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and sportsmen.The people from South Australia are going to be modest, intelligent andhumorous and they're going to be found travelling the world.  They'll beextremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be knownthroughout the world as speakers of truth."Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What aboutbalance God, you said there will be BALANCE!" God replied very wisely, "Just wait until you see all the wankers I'mputting in Victoria and Ne South Wales! </blockquote>

Verification: Dahaya deken beduwama keeyada?

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