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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 6017829" data-attributes="member: 242802">Why i fired my secretary..Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up thatmorning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would bepleasant and say, "happy birthday!", and possibly have a present forme.As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "happybirthday."I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word.So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhatdespondent.As I walked into my office, my secretary jane said, "good morning, boss,happy birthday!"it felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.I worked until one o'clock and then jane knocked on my door andsaid,"you know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's yourbirthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me."I said, "Thanks jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.Let's go!" we went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally wouldgo.We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had twomartinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.On the way back to the office, jane said, "you know, it's such abeautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"she said, "let's go to my apartment."after arriving at her apartment jane turned to me and said,"boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for amoment.I'll be right back."ok." I nervously replied.She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, to my surpriseshe came out carrying a huge birthday cake... Followed by mywife,kids,and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "happy birthday".And I just sat there...On the couch...Naked. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA</blockquote>

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