B4 U come to a uk uni think 2wice

Lokka Ayya

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    1. You will be Facebook raped countless times

    2. When you go home for Christmas, you can’t WAIT to go back.

    3. You will spend more money on fancy dress costumes than real clothes

    4. You will turn into an alcoholic.

    5. You talk to your friends on facebook, because you can’t be bothered to get out of bed, even if they live in the same house as you.

    6. Christmas Dinners in Halls are better than Christmas itself.

    7. A hoody, shorts and flip flops becomes acceptable whatever the weather.

    8. You will wake up with shit drawn all over you in thick marker pen!

    9. You will begin to hate walking up hills

    10. Medication, you remember going in but going home? JAGERBOMB?

    11. You would rather stay in and get disgustingly drunk in halls than go out and waste money on expensive weekends in town.

    12. Despite having to get up at 8am for college/6th form, 10am at uni becomes "too early".

    13. You’ll be in first name terms with your local kebab shops within a month.

    14. Food is more expensive than you thought.

    15. Reading week is just a doss week.

    16. You will hate the other academic establishments, just because everyone else does - Uni VS. AUCB

    17. The halls were only clean on the day you arrived.

    18. You have no idea what is going on outside of your life at uni in Bournemouth.

    19. The only time your room is clean is when you’re meant to be working and you’re bored of facebook.

    20. Pound coins are priceless.

    21. You won’t survive without the internet

    22. You will eat anything

    23. You never know what day of the week it is

    24. No matter how much cutlery you bring to uni, you will always run short of knives and forks and have way too many spoons.

    25. Going to bed at 2am is an early night.

    26. Your bin will overflow for weeks on end.

    27. You’ll eat cereal for dinner.

    28. You should NEVER leave your door unlocked.

    29. You will ask for a student discount on everything and anything possible!

    30. Showers become less important. Sleep becomes more important.

    31. Most of your education will be obtained outside of lectures.

    32. You will try and steal as many glasses from as many bars/pubs you can

    33. You will sit in front of your computer refreshing facebook every minute

    34. You will have watched every single DVD known to mankind within a few months

    35. Your pots and pans won’t wash themselves

    36. Facebook will ruin your degree. Wikipedia will save it


    this is wht we go through...hehehe seriouly mis home.. Rep nathath reply ekak wath deepall..
     
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    Lokka Ayya

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Well, certainly not operating on facebook and being a non-alcoholic could save you from most of this pathetic situation.

    soo true..but wht else left to do in this cold.. :( study , drink, sleep, study drink, sleep ... drink, sleep, ohoma thama routine eka..and rarely eat.. :D
     

    Lokka Ayya

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    mcn uk wala godak club free ... he he

    mona free da ban... apita 5 pounds gannawa entrance... then there is an awesom club.. for tht we hav to be in the guest list..ekata enne ful rich set eka..a thul wennama pound 10, 15 yanwa... its the wildest club in manchester.. stil didnt go for tht... .. :( nama mathakath nah..