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Hi Friends
A friend of mine is leaving Sri Lanka and is selling his laptop at a very good price of just Rs 30,000/= (negotiable) System configuration is as follows:
Pentium III 750Mhz
256Mb SDRam
14 " TFT screen
videocard (32mb) x2 AGP
20GB SCSI HDD
SB live soundblasteR
2x firewirE
2xUSB ports
Complete with carry-case. Let me know if you're interested! I have attached a picture so that you can have a look at it. I have seen it looks
A friend of mine is leaving Sri Lanka and is selling his laptop at a very good price of just Rs 30,000/= (negotiable) System configuration is as follows:
Pentium III 750Mhz
256Mb SDRam
14 " TFT screen
videocard (32mb) x2 AGP
20GB SCSI HDD
SB live soundblasteR
2x firewirE
2xUSB ports
Complete with carry-case. Let me know if you're interested! I have attached a picture so that you can have a look at it. I have seen it looks
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meeka laptop nemei... shouldertopHi Friends
A friend of mine is leaving Sri Lanka and is selling his laptop at a very good price of just Rs 30,000/= (negotiable) System configuration is as follows:
Pentium III 750Mhz
256Mb SDRam
14 " TFT screen
videocard (32mb) x2 AGP
20GB SCSI HDD
SB live soundblasteR
2x firewirE
2xUSB ports
Complete with carry-case. Let me know if you're interested! I have attached a picture so that you can have a look at it. I have seen it looks
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hehe nice.... thanks
thawa daaanna thawa daaanna thawa daaanna thawa daaanna
thawa daaanna thawa daaanna thawa daaanna thawa daaanna
thawa daaanna thawa daaanna thawa daaanna thawa daaanna
(1)How to keep woman happy
It's not difficult .
All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention,
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for
herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU:
53. Never forget:
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes
(2) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the TV remote control.
It's not difficult .
All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention,
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for
herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU:
53. Never forget:
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes
(2) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :
1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the TV remote control.
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - Og my god! forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - (Thank GOD !! )Its now safe to turn off your computer...
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - Og my god! forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - (Thank GOD !! )Its now safe to turn off your computer...
