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One day a gentleman was sitting in his office on the nineteenth floor in a building. A man came running in to his office and shouted "John… your daughter Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building"
The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped out from his office window. While coming down when he was near the fourteenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the seventh floor he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he is not John.
The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped out from his office window. While coming down when he was near the fourteenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Anna. When he was near the seventh floor he remembered he was not married yet. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he is not John.
Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teachear:Ramya,what about you?
Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin
under my
feet.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
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Kupli :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Annadurai :A holiday
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Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
japan
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
-------------------------------------------- --------
Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?
Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.
Teachear:Ramya,what about you?
Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin
under my
feet.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students
------------------------------------------------ ----
Kupli :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Annadurai :A holiday
----------------------------------------- -----------
Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......
japan
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend
it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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A father passing by his Son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.It was addressed to "Dad" With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and
she is so nice-even with all her piercing's, tattoo's, and her tight
Motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that
we will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your son,
Justin
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home!!
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Joan and
she is so nice-even with all her piercing's, tattoo's, and her tight
Motorcycle clothes.
But it's not only the passion dad, she's pregnant and Joan said that
we will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
the whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your son,
Justin
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
my report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home!!
Do it & enjoy the blunder made by google.
1. Open google (www.google.com)
2. Click 'language tools' link.
3. Write "Aishwarya's mom is very nice" in 'Translate text:' textbox.
4. Select "English to Spanish" in the below combo.
5. Press Translate and wait for translation.
6. Now copy the translated text from the above text and paste it in
the 'Translate text:' textbox.
7. Select "Spanish to English" in the below combo.
8. Press Translate and wait for translation.
9. Enjoy.
1. Open google (www.google.com)
2. Click 'language tools' link.
3. Write "Aishwarya's mom is very nice" in 'Translate text:' textbox.
4. Select "English to Spanish" in the below combo.
5. Press Translate and wait for translation.
6. Now copy the translated text from the above text and paste it in
the 'Translate text:' textbox.
7. Select "Spanish to English" in the below combo.
8. Press Translate and wait for translation.
9. Enjoy.
Morning :-Guys, in future if you do not prepare Breakfast then Dishummmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Evening : If you talk with your Colleagues (girls) at your home. Huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Night : If you Deny to take her to Restaurant. Aiyooooooooooooooooo..............
So Guys think before getting married. Its Better to be Bachelor ...
Evening : If you talk with your Colleagues (girls) at your home. Huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Night : If you Deny to take her to Restaurant. Aiyooooooooooooooooo..............
So Guys think before getting married. Its Better to be Bachelor ...
