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<blockquote data-quote="saurtech" data-source="post: 13776462" data-attributes="member: 19993"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Siripala and Seetha</span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Once Siripala's mother gave him 20 rupees and told him to bring sugar. When he went to the grocery, there was that notorious girl called Seetha near the grocery.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">She says to Siripala, "Siripala..! hope you came to the grocery. How much have you got?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"20 rupees" says Siripala.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Then Seetha says,"Well I also have twenty, let's do a game. I ask you a question, if you give the correct answer, I'll give you my twenty. But if you fail, your twenty is mine".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"OK" says Siripala, hoping that he is smarter than Seetha.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"Then tell me where is my pussy?", was Seetha's question.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Siripala was more than happy to get such a simple question, and said, "Oh! it's simple, its on your front side".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Seetha bent forward, lifted her skirt from behind, pointing her finger towards her rear side she says "Heeee Heeee... it's at my rear side!!!.. you lost your twenty".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Siripala was frustrated, and went home empty handed. Then his mother asked him "Did you bring sugar". "No sugar" said Siripala angrily. The mother, thinking that he has spend the money for eating something, gave him another twenty rupee note, and told him to bring sugar at least this time.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">When Siripala went to the grocery, there was Seetha again. "Siripala....! shall we do that game again?", asked Seetha.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">"Sure" says Siripala, hoping to recover the lost twenty.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Then Seetha asked him the same question "Where is my pussy?".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Siripala was delighted, and at once he says "It's at your rear side!!".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Seetha bent herself backwards, lifted her skirt from the front, and says "Heee Heee....! see for yourself...! it's at my front..., you lost twenty again!!!".</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Siripala was so frustrated and went home crying. Mother asks him "Siripala! did you bring sugar this time?"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px">Siripala says "Mother! until Seetha's pussy is stabilized, we are not going to get sugar". </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="saurtech, post: 13776462, member: 19993"] [SIZE="4"]Siripala and Seetha[/SIZE] [SIZE="3"] Once Siripala's mother gave him 20 rupees and told him to bring sugar. When he went to the grocery, there was that notorious girl called Seetha near the grocery. She says to Siripala, "Siripala..! hope you came to the grocery. How much have you got?" "20 rupees" says Siripala. Then Seetha says,"Well I also have twenty, let's do a game. I ask you a question, if you give the correct answer, I'll give you my twenty. But if you fail, your twenty is mine". "OK" says Siripala, hoping that he is smarter than Seetha. "Then tell me where is my pussy?", was Seetha's question. Siripala was more than happy to get such a simple question, and said, "Oh! it's simple, its on your front side". Seetha bent forward, lifted her skirt from behind, pointing her finger towards her rear side she says "Heeee Heeee... it's at my rear side!!!.. you lost your twenty". Siripala was frustrated, and went home empty handed. Then his mother asked him "Did you bring sugar". "No sugar" said Siripala angrily. The mother, thinking that he has spend the money for eating something, gave him another twenty rupee note, and told him to bring sugar at least this time. When Siripala went to the grocery, there was Seetha again. "Siripala....! shall we do that game again?", asked Seetha. "Sure" says Siripala, hoping to recover the lost twenty. Then Seetha asked him the same question "Where is my pussy?". Siripala was delighted, and at once he says "It's at your rear side!!". Seetha bent herself backwards, lifted her skirt from the front, and says "Heee Heee....! see for yourself...! it's at my front..., you lost twenty again!!!". Siripala was so frustrated and went home crying. Mother asks him "Siripala! did you bring sugar this time?" Siripala says "Mother! until Seetha's pussy is stabilized, we are not going to get sugar". [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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