Ban siripala

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Siripala kiyana eka sinhalayanta nigaawak uu karanne anik unta banina eka witharai sinhala jaathiya wenuwen mukuth karanne naa

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    පලමු රාජධානියේ
    Siripala and Seetha



    Once Siripala's mother gave him 20 rupees and told him to bring sugar. When he went to the grocery, there was that notorious girl called Seetha near the grocery.

    She says to Siripala, "Siripala..! hope you came to the grocery. How much have you got?"

    "20 rupees" says Siripala.

    Then Seetha says,"Well I also have twenty, let's do a game. I ask you a question, if you give the correct answer, I'll give you my twenty. But if you fail, your twenty is mine".

    "OK" says Siripala, hoping that he is smarter than Seetha.

    "Then tell me where is my pussy?", was Seetha's question.

    Siripala was more than happy to get such a simple question, and said, "Oh! it's simple, its on your front side".

    Seetha bent forward, lifted her skirt from behind, pointing her finger towards her rear side she says "Heeee Heeee... it's at my rear side!!!.. you lost your twenty".

    Siripala was frustrated, and went home empty handed. Then his mother asked him "Did you bring sugar". "No sugar" said Siripala angrily. The mother, thinking that he has spend the money for eating something, gave him another twenty rupee note, and told him to bring sugar at least this time.

    When Siripala went to the grocery, there was Seetha again. "Siripala....! shall we do that game again?", asked Seetha.

    "Sure" says Siripala, hoping to recover the lost twenty.

    Then Seetha asked him the same question "Where is my pussy?".

    Siripala was delighted, and at once he says "It's at your rear side!!".

    Seetha bent herself backwards, lifted her skirt from the front, and says "Heee Heee....! see for yourself...! it's at my front..., you lost twenty again!!!".

    Siripala was so frustrated and went home crying. Mother asks him "Siripala! did you bring sugar this time?"

    Siripala says "Mother! until Seetha's pussy is stabilized, we are not going to get sugar".
     
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    හරි ඒ කතාව ඇත්තමයි කියමුකෝ. දැන් එතකොට සිංහල ජාතිය වෙනුවෙන් උඹ මොනවද කරලා තියෙන්නේ?
    අනුන්ගේ කුණු හොයන එක තමා උඹත් කරන්නේ. තමන්ගේ වැඩක් බලාගෙන හිටපන් බන්.

    001flyD exposed :D - 10-28-2012, 09:08 PM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1501043

    001flyD hoooo - 10-20-2012, 11:43 PM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1498616

    001flyD elawamu - 09-11-2012, 12:47 AM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1483857

    001flyD hoooooooo meka balapan - 09-12-2012, 04:27 PM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1484804

    First warning ! - 09-11-2012, 03:25 PM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1484146

    001flyD against free education - 09-01-2012, 06:55 PM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1478710

    Gune Bhai (SB ge gal kolla) - 09-02-2012, 12:45 AM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1478831

     

    kalanamax

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    හරි ඒ කතාව ඇත්තමයි කියමුකෝ. දැන් එතකොට සිංහල ජාතිය වෙනුවෙන් උඹ මොනවද කරලා තියෙන්නේ?
    අනුන්ගේ කුණු හොයන එක තමා උඹත් කරන්නේ. තමන්ගේ වැඩක් බලාගෙන හිටපන් බන්.

    001flyD exposed :D - 10-28-2012, 09:08 PM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1501043

    001flyD hoooo - 10-20-2012, 11:43 PM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1498616

    001flyD elawamu - 09-11-2012, 12:47 AM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1483857

    001flyD hoooooooo meka balapan - 09-12-2012, 04:27 PM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1484804

    First warning ! - 09-11-2012, 03:25 PM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1484146

    001flyD against free education - 09-01-2012, 06:55 PM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1478710

    Gune Bhai (SB ge gal kolla) - 09-02-2012, 12:45 AM
    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1478831


    mama jaathiwaadaya awussala naa ne ban...:sorry::sorry::):):)
     
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    ඊයේ රෑ උබේ අම්මට අරිනකොට උබේ අම්මත් ඔහොම කිව්ව බන් :(
     
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    netlife007

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    ඊයේ රෑ උබේ අම්මට අරිනකොට උබේ අම්මත් ඔහොම කිව්ව බන් :(


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    හම්බ හැත්තගේ, අම්මාට, නංගීට, අක්කාට ඔක්කමට එකට තියලා අරින්න ඔන.






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    kalanamax

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    ඊයේ රෑ උබේ අම්මට අරිනකොට උබේ අම්මත් ඔහොම කිව්ව බන් :(

    balapan okada umbe sinhala bauddha kama.. maath sinhala Bauddhayek thama.. Ammata wath garu karanna danne nathi umbe mona sinhala bauddha kamak da ban :(:(:(
     

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    පල හම්බයො යන්න........ගිහින් අල්ලට ඇරපන්............




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    Rep 6+ from netlife007



    හම්බ හැත්තගේ, අම්මාට, නංගීට, අක්කාට ඔක්කමට එකට තියලා අරින්න ඔන.






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    Machan umbala sinhala jaathiya Muslim karannada hadanne.. Sinhala kiyanne Muslim wage jaathiyak nemei machan... (Meththa, Karuna ,Muditha,Upeksha ) matha padanam wu jaathiyak :):):)
     

    netlife007

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    balapan okada umbe sinhala bauddha kama.. maath sinhala Bauddhayek thama.. Ammata wath garu karanna danne nathi umbe mona sinhala bauddha kamak da ban :(:(:(


    හම්බ හැත්ත එක එක වේලාවට එක එක වෙස්මූහුනූ දාමාගන්නවා වගේ.
    තොපී 83 අහින්සක දෙමල මිනිස්සුන්ගේ ගෙවල් ගිනිතියනකොට සිංහළ බෞද්ධයෝ වගේ තමයි රග පැවේ.




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    kalanamax

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    හම්බ හැත්ත එක එක වේලාවට එක එක වෙස්මූහුනූ දාමාගන්නවා වගේ.
    තොපී 83 අහින්සක දෙමල මිනිස්සුන්ගේ ගෙවල් ගිනිතියනකොට සිංහළ බෞද්ධයෝ වගේ තමයි රග පැවේ.




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    Machan mama diwurannan mama sinhala Bauddha kiyala... :(:(:(