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<blockquote data-quote="Jack_Sparrow" data-source="post: 15035221" data-attributes="member: 106688"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">Everyone in the bank l</span><span style="color: Blue">aid down quietly.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking".</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important."</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!"</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">-------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue">The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery.</span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!"</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jack_Sparrow, post: 15035221, member: 106688"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]There was this robbery in Guangzhou , the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you". [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=DarkOrchid][COLOR=Blue] Everyone in the bank l[/COLOR][COLOR=Blue]aid down quietly.[/COLOR] This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". ------------------------------------------------- [COLOR=Blue]One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"[/COLOR] This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" ------------------------------------------------- [COLOR=Blue]When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!" [/COLOR] This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!" ------------------------------------------------- [COLOR=Blue]After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5 million RMB we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed". [/COLOR] This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!" ------------------------------------------------- [COLOR=Blue]The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".[/COLOR] This is called "Killing Boredom --> Happiness is most important." ------------------------------------------------- [COLOR=Blue]The next day, TV news reported that 100 million RMB was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count 20 million RMB. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked our lives and only took 20 million RMB, the bank manager took 80 million RMB with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to be a thief!" [/COLOR] This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold !" ------------------------------------------------- [COLOR=Blue]The bank manager was smiling and happy because his loss in the CINOPEC shares are now covered by this robbery. [/COLOR] This is called "Seizing the opportunity --> daring to take risks!" [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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