An American, a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one
night having a beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws
his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He
says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink
from the same one twice."
The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Britain we have so much sand
to make the
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the
same glass twice
either."
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer
and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the
American and the Brit. He says "In Baghdad we
> have so many
> Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink
> with the same ones
> twice."
night having a beer.
The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws
his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He
says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to
drink
from the same one twice."
The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots
the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Britain we have so much sand
to make the
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the
same glass twice
either."
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer
and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun
and shoots the
American and the Brit. He says "In Baghdad we
> have so many
> Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink
> with the same ones
> twice."
