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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dpg" data-source="post: 365773" data-attributes="member: 7030"> <ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I'm just driving this way to piss you off. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I don't have to be dead to donate my organ. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">God must love stupid people, he made so many. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With A$$holes All Day </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want? </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me," </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">The proctologist called...they found your head.</li> </ol><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </blockquote>

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