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<blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9587561" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"><strong>What is Globalization?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU, BET YOU NEVER KNEW THIS! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"><strong>Question:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">What is the truest definition of Globalization?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"><strong>Answer:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Princess Diana's death.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Question:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">How come?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Answer :</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">An English princess</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">with an</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Egyptian boyfriend </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">crashes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">in a French tunnel,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">riding in a German car </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">with a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Dutch engine, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">driven by a Belgian </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">who was drunk on </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Scottish whisky, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">(check the bottle before you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">change the spelling), </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">followed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">closely by </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Italian Paparazzi, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">on</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Japanese motorcycles, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">treated</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">by an American doctor,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">using </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Brazilian medicines. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">This is sent to you by </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">a Canadian, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">using </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">American Bill Gates' technology, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">you're probably reading</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">this on your computer, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">that</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">uses Malaysian chips,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">a Korean monitor, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">assembled by </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Achenese</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">workers </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">in a</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Sarawak plant, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">transported</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">by Indian </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">truck drivers, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">hijacked</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">by Indonesians, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">unloaded by</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Sicilian longshoremen, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... .</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">That,my friends,is </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: seagreen">Globalization ! </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayankuwait, post: 9587561, member: 312790"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=seagreen][B]What is Globalization?[/B] HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU, BET YOU NEVER KNEW THIS! A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate: [B]Question:[/B] What is the truest definition of Globalization? [B]Answer:[/B] Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Malaysian chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Achenese workers in a Sarawak plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... . That,my friends,is Globalization ! [/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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