What is Globalization?
HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU, BET YOU NEVER KNEW THIS!
A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
a Canadian,
using
American Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Malaysian chips,
and
a Korean monitor,
assembled by
Achenese
workers
in a
Sarawak plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... .
That,my friends,is
Globalization !
HERE'S A LESSON FOR YOU, BET YOU NEVER KNEW THIS!
A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess Diana's death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a German car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by
a Canadian,
using
American Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Malaysian chips,
and
a Korean monitor,
assembled by
Achenese
workers
in a
Sarawak plant,
transported
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... .
That,my friends,is
Globalization !
